"I don't have an ego, I just love how awesome I am."

wepr0mised:

get in my fucking mouth omg.

wepr0mised:

get in my fucking mouth omg.

(Source: pixel-salad)

bazinga-bang:

race-to-the-cornucopia:

theydrowningoldenmisery:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,Hermione Giggler, andRon Wheezing, in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.
Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
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OHMYFUCKINGOD.

bazinga-bang:

race-to-the-cornucopia:

theydrowningoldenmisery:

fuckingfunny:

Happy Potter, the boy who laughed

Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles

Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban

Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles

Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies

Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince

Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.

Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.

Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.

Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.

Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.

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OHMYFUCKINGOD.

(Source: elinee)

(Source: -labyrinth)

  • Mom: are you ready to leave
  • Me: yeah hold on
  • 5 minutes later
  • Me: Okay I'm ready
  • Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

LOL

My aunt and uncle decided to watch a Showtime show and I’m just sitting here and they feel 12x more awkward than I do when someone is having sex.  They look over at me like I’m 5 years old or something.  Same when they say “fuck.”